Drove an hour and a half to the coast to learn that I was hangry and tired. Bought a Sprout’s rotisserie chicken, ate it in the car and went home.
Torn lip on a plastic toothpick.
Hidden disappointment behind smiles and sunglasses.
Stolen something something, don't know how to return it to the person.
Cum on my wrist.
Carnivore pizza.
Donut desert.
Real world resort.
Hung a painting on the wall.